Vastly Inquisitive; Grotesquely Poised

jenna.

dental assistant.

nymphomaniac.

metal.

anti-theist.

corgis.

love.

gore.

cute things.

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

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souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

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nikkilipstick:



Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

this is so fucking 100000000000000000000000

nikkilipstick:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

this is so fucking 100000000000000000000000

(Source: elfauno, via hateleybash)

sidneydear:

fuckmefridays:

wildphilosoraptor:

littlecatlady:

Me and my girlfriend are drawing on each other w sharpie

Aawww!

*gasp*
Master draw on mee?
~mrs

okay seriously? could you keep your personal sex shit off our images?  this is not about you and your straight partner okay please stop this is beyond irritating and makes people uncomfortable.

what is it with these sorts of blogs just commenting with this shit on people’s personal images?  maybe be more considerate of people’s comfort levels.  this makes me mad uncomfortable.

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via sidneydear)

They kill themselves, you mean?" said Bod. He was about eight years old, wide-eyed and inquisitive, and he was not stupid.
“Indeed.”
“Does it work? Are they happier dead?”
“Sometimes. Mostly, no. It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you. If you see what I mean.

— Neil Gaiman’s “The Graveyard Book” (via sidneydear)