[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than…
hey babe why don’t you come over to my house? we can sit close to each other on my bed and watch the two hour marathon of long island medium we’ll voice our skepticism the whole time and pretend we’re not tearing up at all the sob stories.