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[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
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cosmo tip #658
make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him
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Repair Her Armor: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than…
hey babe why don’t you come over to my house? we can sit close to each other on my bed and watch the two hour marathon of long island medium we’ll voice our skepticism the whole time and pretend we’re not tearing up at all the sob stories.
There are few things more important <3.
Aftercare awareness post. I officially love this couple.
;_;
I’m Judge Sassy McPaws.
God, what am I doing with my life?
Princess Bossy McPaws
get.at.me.
Doctor Sassy McMittens!
Madam Pouncey Mcmittens
Princess Sassy McScooper is actually the most perfect for me